By Patience Pantperhog, intrepid stringer for the "James Bay Babbler"
Not to be outdone by that popular TV sitcom, "Sex in the City", it seems something is definitely in heat this summer! Clearly the "Michigan Moaner" is currently on the move to a location near you, right here in James Bay!
Rarely heard in the daytime, this wicked wailing can be heard panting at the moon. If you are bewildered of late by moans ressembling the sounds made by a wounded animal, don't worry and think you've got to call the SPCA, it's the "Michigan Moaner"!
Hounded out by a light sleepers, she appears to have moved her boudoir further on down the street. Last Saturday night, curious bystanders who couldn't put up with the moans looked high and low for the source of all the noise.
In case you didn't know, ambulance sirens don't warrant this much attention in this neighborhood!
So, if you spot the "Michigan Moaner, just email the James Bay Babbler, and we'll be there to cover the story!
And to all you light sleepers out there, keep your windows and ears open to the heart beat of James Bay, may it be ever so strange!
Not to be outdone by that popular TV sitcom, "Sex in the City", it seems something is definitely in heat this summer! Clearly the "Michigan Moaner" is currently on the move to a location near you, right here in James Bay!
Rarely heard in the daytime, this wicked wailing can be heard panting at the moon. If you are bewildered of late by moans ressembling the sounds made by a wounded animal, don't worry and think you've got to call the SPCA, it's the "Michigan Moaner"!
Hounded out by a light sleepers, she appears to have moved her boudoir further on down the street. Last Saturday night, curious bystanders who couldn't put up with the moans looked high and low for the source of all the noise.
In case you didn't know, ambulance sirens don't warrant this much attention in this neighborhood!
So, if you spot the "Michigan Moaner, just email the James Bay Babbler, and we'll be there to cover the story!
And to all you light sleepers out there, keep your windows and ears open to the heart beat of James Bay, may it be ever so strange!
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